I don’t like eating half a gallon of ice scream and the idea of pigging out on a pizza is even less appealing. I have, however, been watching Mad Men and Gilmore Girls like there’s no tomorrow.

I’m not really sure what to think, much less what to do. In fact, I’m not even sure how I should feel.

I woke up at 9:30, went back to sleep, and woke up again with a dream that involved cufflinks, a voicemail, belts, and La Perla. Again, I don’t know what to think of that either…